A List Of People I Am Mad At, 12/15/23
This is a weekly (sometimes) list of people I am mad at. This is the list for December 15, 2023.
My mom told me she only reads a book if an Indian person blurbed them.
The new NYC tourism logo looks like a Lipitor ad.
Every single person who thinks that drinking regular, dairy, cow-ass milk is disgusting is the same person who can’t fall asleep without clutching their vape. I’m not taking my cues on what’s bad for my body from someone sucking on a battery in the middle of the night.
Ben Affleck.
Someone has been bullying my niece and her very curly hair at school by calling her “Indian Ice Spice” and I’m only mad I didn’t come up with it first.
I asked two of my friends if I was insane and they both just looked at each other.
The other day I kept thinking about how the city should invest in a kind of underground infrastructure of moving sidewalks that you can jump on and off so that getting to your final destination is easier and cheaper. Anyway, I invented the subway!
Since I last saw you, I wrote about what we might do with a more humane Real Housewives, and about how 2023 was the year of divorce. There are plenty of new Scamfluencers episodes to keep you fed.
Soon, probably next week, there will be a paid post on this Substack. If you want to read it, you’ll have to give me money. (Which you should do anyway. I love money! Money me please now.) If you can’t give me money (rude), then please send me a question to answer for my little advice column.