This newsletter is a weekly list of people I am mad at. This is the list for December 18, 2020.
The guy who DM’d me on Twitter last week with a link to an article about Trudeau and asked, “What is this.” Does he think…that I am the Prime Minister? If so, when do I plan on ending all those pesky boil advisories?
Chris, the guy who emailed me last week and said my review of Fatman “sucks on every third world country level!”
Gerald Porter Jr. Gerald Porter Sr. is fine. I want to make that clear.
Ben Affleck.
That fucker who called Dr. Jill Biden “kiddo” in the goddamn Wall Street fucking piss shit Journal. What is she, your dog??
Matthew “Baby Braga” Braga, who came up with the newsletter name “Cancel Koulture” a day too late.
My fifth grade teacher who told me that saying “nevermind” to anyone in any context is rude.
Anyone using the word “sundries.” Just call it stuff!!!! Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The ring finger accent nail.
This week, I wrote about Shia LaBeouf. Read it, or don’t.
NEVERMIND YOUR FIFTH GRADE TEACHER!!!!!!