A List Of People I Am Mad At, 3/7/25

This is a weekly (sometimes) list of people I am mad at. This is the list for March 7, 2025.

1. A few weeks ago, my dad wandered into the living room and asked if Rotten Tomatoes is “the only vegetable-based review service.”

2. Me and another guy got upgraded to business class on a flight last weekend and we both looked at each other like I didn’t belong there.

3. If Ben Affleck doesn’t leave his ex-wives alone, I swear to god.

4. I texted my aunt to see how my uncle was doing post-surgery and she replied, “I’m your family too. Ask how I’M doing.” If anyone was wondering how hereditary my personality is.

5. “Lots of interesting characters in New York!” my dad proudly said about the people on The Pitt, a show famously set in Pittsburgh.

It’s Sucker Punch week here at Hater Nation: my book is out, which you can still buy. (If you’re in India, you can preorder here.)

If you’re still unconvinced, may I offer you an excerpt in The Cut or The Guardian during this trying time? Or maybe this four-month odyssey at Slate, where I tracked three women who wanted to divorce their husbands over voting for Trump. Or! You might enjoy my brief stint as Dear Prudence, where I yell at a few unsuspecting strangers.

I’m also touring this month: join me in Toronto with Elamin “Dennis” Abdelmahmoud (3/13) or for an Eat, Pray, Love screening with Drunk Feminist Films (3/28). I’ll also be in Portland (3/19), Los Angeles (3/21), Calgary (3/31), Ottawa (4/2), and Manhattan (4/10). Hope to see you there, unless you’re annoying.