This is a weekly (sometimes) list of people I am mad at. This is the list for December 1, 2023. I’ve been visiting my parents for three weeks while my mom recovers from radiation treatment. Every Monday and Wednesday and Friday, my dad asks me if I want an egg white, and I say no because egg whites taste like erasers, and he always looks at me crestfallen and says, “But it’s egg white day.”
FORTY MINUTES I beg your pardon
I feel YOUR feelings!
I'm also supposed to feel my feelings which APPARENTLY aren't in 5 pairs of boots and like 7 pretty-expensive sets of thigh-highs, *weird.*
Sending allllllllllll possible best to your mother. and to your dad and his eggwhites. and to you.
"Like sitting directly inside a half-smoked Pall Mall." 🤣