As a swarthy but fair-skinned woman with a mysterious first name (before I Anglicized it) who lives in South Florida - "Faking being Spanish" is the way to go because otherwise, the cashier at the grocery store will think you're lying and speak to you in Spanish anyway.
As a swarthy but fair-skinned woman with a mysterious first name (before I Anglicized it) who lives in South Florida - "Faking being Spanish" is the way to go because otherwise, the cashier at the grocery store will think you're lying and speak to you in Spanish anyway.
"lazily grind on your honk" is a beautiful image