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Lucy's avatar

Jennifer Lopez and I share a birthday, so I can say with great authority that she is absolutely at least 1/3 a Leo.

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Marissa's avatar

It's gonna be so awkward when they break up again

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Jenovia 🕸️'s avatar

I completely lost it at “like HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR” 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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Riddhi Dastidar's avatar

Okay this convinced me to watch it tonight and also eat some garbage.

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Jo Candiano's avatar

What? I know it was self funded but didn't someone want to say "Jen, no, don't." Doesn't she have any real friends?

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Nathalie Peña's avatar

There's an article on Vanity Fair about the movie and it mentions a few times how everyone told her it was a bad idea 😂

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david not david's avatar

Had to see for myself because I thought it was some sort of documentary and couldn't believe this was real....The entire aesthetic + celebrity cameos make it feel like one really long Super Bowl commercial. That's all I have to say about that.

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Emily Merriweather's avatar

I'M SORRY, the anchor was the whomst?

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Fisherina's avatar

Keke Palmer was/is Scorpio! Scorpia? I paused the credits for this.

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Lizz M's avatar

Thank you for your service. Looking forward to the documentary recap.

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Nathalie Peña's avatar

Just...the throwing in of the most superficial metaphors is cringeeee.

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